The angry brigade: why are Liverpool fans perpetually annoyed?

Narky, posh Scots tennis whopper, Andrew Murray is apparently asking his fans what sort of haircut he should go for. Apparently, Murray hasn't had his swede cut for a year, making him look like a member of the Socialist Workers Party whenever he turns up for a match. I'd suggest he goes for a tufty boy band mullet so we can laugh at him even more, but the tight get has only given his "fans" four choices; short at the back and messy on top, number four skin, long but "thinned" or keeping it as it is. My advice: ask for a Buster Bloodvessel baldy job and couple it with a Fila headband and yellow Y-Fronts.

Tennis: a boss game played by clueless spoilt brats with mad hair, too much money and pushy parents who live their tedious existence through the pursuits of their objectionable offspring.